(The following information reflect the opinions of Stilldigging.com
and the characters are fictional)
Written: January 26th 2023
This story is absolute fiction
January 26th, 2023,
Location, The Ugly Pub Irish Tavern, in DC
Buzz chugs down his 15th beer
as the guys cheer him on
GO GO GO GO!
Beer foam drips ouda the sides of his mouth
and onto his shirt,
as he busts the bottle on the taverns wall.
The guys are screaming and laffing..
Jeff the bartender These guys are ouda control
Mick 'I aint kickin em out, especially Buzz
The guys like a freight train.
Smoothy There no tellin whe deze boys bin.
Bopper ova dere just got in from overseas some whe,
and he lookd messd up, like he just got ouda hell.
So I says Bop, the beers on the house, drink up.
So Bop tot I meant all the guys.
Now dey all gettin dere moneys worth.
Meanwhile the guys have settled down.
Buster is trying to mouth the words to 'Danger Zone',
like he was in concert, singing to the patrons.
Slammer 'I hear Smokey was here a cuppla weeks ago.
Jammer 'Showed up, kickd somebodys ass, then left'
Slammer All the way from Fort Bragg
Jammer Yeah, when he's in town, thats what he does.
Prober Did you hear about Tony
Buster Yeah theyr tryin to turn his brain into burger meat
whack wham bam slam bzzzzzzzt bzzzzzzt
A few days ago he was like Nicholson
in 'One Flew over the Cuckoo's nest'
duhhhh duhhhhhh oh uh huh, nice day huh
They say he lost his personality
Joker Dude cooda bin a comedian
livin in Beverly Hills
Tuney Dude cooda bin a opera singer
living in Nashville
Fiter I hear he invented a new Karate style
Albert And those theories on Gravity,
A dark Matter Grid that holds the Univcerse together,
exhaust vents in the Sun.
Boss shows up Jou guyz are full of it.
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTony cccccccant do all dat stuff
Sharpie Then whyd they put a HIT on im,
juss 3 days ago
Cloakie It was more than a hit,
it was an assassination attempt
Boss Who who duh ##@% are jou?
Buster He's with the Agency
He gives us information
Boss Like wha
Cloakie Thats what the brain smashing was for,
to get im good and reddy
Boss Heee heee wha
Cloakie So he coodnt think strate,
when the HIT was upon him,
so he'd fall in their trap, and give the SS the excuse,
for a 2nd try and a 3rd, swoosh, swoosh, swoosh
or "surprise! rememma me".
Boss Dey beat up TTTTTTTonys brane fo dat?
Cloakie In an assassination, everything is on the table
Look at JFK, they controlled his route, the Limo speed,
everybody in the Limo was in on it, The secret service
quickly confiscated the evidence,
even agent Hill jumped on JFK and gave the thumbs down.
You'd be shockd and surprised
if I told you who fired the first shot.
There was a reason
JFK was shot in front of the John Neeley Bryan pergola.
Dealey Plaza was built for the main event.
The assassination was more like a public execution.
Buzz F r e a k m e
Cloakie In Tonys case,
they pulled in a new security gard,
just for the occasion,
the toilets lock was broken off
just recently, they pulled in new USPs
Sharpie whats a USP?
Cloakie Usual Suspect
Theyr plants in the environment, where somtin is gonna go down.
Like in JFKs case, USPs were everywhere,
to dissuade, direct, give false testimony,
act as decoys, act as witnesses.
On JFKs day they ran the Grassy Knoll.
The motorcade was suppose to go down Main street,
and they switched to Elm at the last second,
why, because they didnt want the public gettin in the way,
and Elm was laden with sniper perch's.
Boss How jou know all dis stuff sucka!
Cloakie So in Tony;s case,
it was a USP that set things in motion,
by calling Security,
after the HIT hogged the bowl, for 30 minutes,
while Tony was anxiously waiting to go real bad,
like he had Diarhea.
It was the new guard that made sure the HIT
got a visual ID on Tony (like ah huh so yor the one}
Boss Dis is stupid, of course he know it was Tony
Dat why he dere in the foist place.
Cloakie It was for the record,
for a cover up during an investigation
Boss Whachoo talkin abou sucka!
Buster Who was the assassin
Cloakie He was one of us,
professionally trained and well armed.